From The Mouths Of Babes

--Erin: You know that song " When I get older" it really should be " If I get older" because...you don't know if you'll get old. You might die, you know. :D

--Said to my friend: He was a very respectful boy." (emphasis on the "k" sound in respectful)

--It's ok Courtney, Mom just doesn't understand you!


--Dad : I've gotta show you the shortest man in the Bible!! He's a Shuhite!





-long akward pause while neither Ashley nor Erin get it-





Erin: Shu....Shoe....OOOHH!!!!!! SHOE-HEIGHT!!!!!!!!!!





Dad: Ya, and then there's the guy with no parents. Josua son of Nun.





Erin: Ya, he had no family. Where did he come from!?








--Erin: My nickname is 'awesome.' Actually. It really is. ALL the boys say so.

--Erin to the guy beside us at the stoplight " Ummm excuse me, you're not sexy so don't look at my sister like that" [ he was laughing at me for singing in the car :) ]

--Erin: Courtney, if you need like a ruler, or a pencil...like..don't even worry.....like...I've totally got one.

--Erin: Mom..I just need more candy...I've had waaaay to much healthy stuff lately

Mom: Aren't you eating ice cream?

Erin: Ya...but I took the sugar out first.....actually...I did.....

--Erin ( while praying) : Thank you for the wedding we could go to yesterday, and let them care about each other, and let them have babies whenever they want.

--Erin( again...while praying): Please be with mom and dad and their buisness together.

There are so many more things that she's said, but I'm awful at writing them down so that I can let you all enjoy the insightful comments of a eight-year-old stand up comedian.

I am going to start being more consistant in writing them down, and post more of these. :)