Some People's Kids

Today I met two highly interesting people. And by interesting, I mean, they were missing a few brain cells. But nonetheless, it made my day.



First off we have one of your typical overly cocky, teenage boy. These types of males have a tendency to yell obscene things at you out of their overly souped-up car, through overly tinted windows. They will, on occasion, if you are lucky, also begin trying to start a conversation. If you are very fortunate, they will see that you are with your father. This will cause the boy to test out how quickly their overly souped up engine can exit the scene of the crime. After this action, the father will make some comment of how nice that car was....totally oblivious to what just ensued.

Then you have your clerks at the local fast food place, the type who have just moved from some place where English is a foreign language. The people who mistake a 'single chicken snack wrap please' for 'two junior chicken burgers, and please put on extra mayo that soaks through the bun, and the wrapper, and the paper bag'. Don't ask me how that happens, but somehow they managed. And lots of mayo plus the sun...doesn't really mix. My poor vehicle will never smell the same again.